A Male Fairy Tale


Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,

"Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after

and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and

hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women

half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard

bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders

and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and

blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and

all his friends and family thought he was frikin' cool as hell and he

had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.


The End SW

Sometimes it is not enough to do our best;
sometimes we must do what is required.

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