Stolen from TJ on Innovate !






Aussie Radio

This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll
see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work
and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX
FM morning show in Sydney . The DJs play a game where they
award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'.
The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or
seriously involved with someone. If the contestant
answers'yes',he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly
personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the
name of their partner with (phone number) for verification
If their partner answers those same three questions
correctly, they both win the prize.


One particular game, however, several months ago made the
Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly
the funniest thing you've heard yet.


Anyway, here's how it all went down:


DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate
Match'?'


Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'


DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the
Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only
please.'


Contestant: 'Brian.'


DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'


Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'


DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only
please.'


Brian: 'Sara.'


DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'


Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'


DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'


Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'


DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had
sex?'


Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'


DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'


Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well.....'


DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'


Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'


DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever
have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'


Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'


DJ: 'Okay.. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8
o'clock this morning?


Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'


DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'


Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is
staying with us for couple of weeks...'


DJ: 'Uh huh...'


Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the
time.'


DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'


Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'


DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the
previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put
Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up.


[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]


DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?'
(Touch tones.....ringing....)


Clerk: 'Kinkos.'


DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'


Clerk: 'This is she.'


DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air
right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of
hours now.'


Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'


DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian
knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose.
Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'


Sarah: 'No.'


DJ: 'Good!'


Brian: (laughing)


Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'


Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay?
Be completely honest.'


DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions,
Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both
of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.


Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'


DJ: 'All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'


Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went
to work.'


DJ: 'What time?'


Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'


DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'


Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'


DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to
protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You
are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you
ready?'


Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'


DJ: 'Where did you have it?'


Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did
you?'


Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'


DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'


Sarah: 'Well...'


DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?


Sarah: 'Up the arse.....'


They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was
going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing..
Apparantly there was an unusually high call out of the
Sydney Police just after this conversation, for minor
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A little crude at the end, but we aim to please !!  08 2.7 RRS "S"
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Last time I heard it the husband said the Birkenhead Ferry  MY2011 HSE Santorini/Ivory/Piano Black/Privacy Glass/TV .Sadly gone.
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I hope they gave them the prize anyway for that!

Excellant

Guess they didn't get the holiday though

Brilliant!

andy r it's not andy rse by any chance?? 

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The thing is that this happened some years ago and went viral at the time. How come you guys in ye merry olde England only just found out about it?

Perhaps because it's all you Aussies had to offer and wanted to keep it for yourselves ????

Nah only joking.................it's been doing the rounds for a while

I want to put some Youtube links up to Kev Wilson................  08 2.7 RRS "S"
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