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ChrisP



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Insurance for sexual activities

The following is a list of the correct insurance companies for sex .........

SEX with your wife - legal & general

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone - Direct line

SEX with your biographer - Quote me happy

SEX in a hurry- Insure & go

SEX with your boyfriend -standard life

SEX with a transvestite - confused .. com

SEX with some one different - go compare . com

SEX with an animal - compare the meerkat . com

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

SEX on the back seat - sheila's wheels

SEX with an o.a.p - saga

SEX with a posh bird - privilege .com

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union MY2011 HSE Santorini/Ivory/Piano Black/Privacy Glass/TV .Sadly gone.
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Endjin



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Scotland 

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down 2013 Discovery HSE Luxury - 3.0 SDV6 - Santorini Black
2013 Evoque 5 Door Pure Tech SD4 - Orkney Grey with Panoramic Roof (Mrs E's new baby)

GONE - RRS - 3.0 TDV6 HSE - Santorini (2010)
GONE - RRS - 2.7 TDV6 HSE - Java Black (2007)
GONE - Porsche Boxster S - 3.2 - Black

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Jimmy_75000



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France 2010 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Stornoway Grey

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SachaR



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Italy 2007 Range Rover Sport TDV8 HSE Java Black

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Bow down RRS TDV8 HSE 2007- JAVA Black/Black interior,
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lespes



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Guernsey 2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

I have sex with my Landrover

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DSL



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Me to!! Big Cry Big Cry

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Jimmy_75000



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France 2010 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Stornoway Grey

Sex with a sailor - Admiral... Range Rover Vogue ‘17 TDV6

Gone: Range Rover Vogue '11 4.4TDV8, Range Rover Sport ‘59, Range Rover Sport ‘56

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copied and emailed around our company office Cool

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