Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a double Decker, It was after eight.

She was from Quality Street ; he was a fisherman’s friend. On the way,they stopped at a yorkie bar, he had a rum and butter, she had a wine gum. He asked her name,’ Polo, I’m the one with the hole’ she said. I’m the one with the nuts,’ he thought! Then he touched her milky way.

They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of black magic. It wasn’t long before he slipped his hand into her snickers and felt her cream egg. He fondled her flap jacks then he showed her his curly wurly and tic tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn’t keen to have any more jelly babies, So she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard . He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of fudge.

It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish delight, When he pulled out, his fun size mars bar felt a bit crunchy. She wanted more, he needed time out, and however, he noticed her pink wafers looked very appetizing. He did a twirl, had a picnic in her sherbet and finished of by giving her a gob stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with all sorts!!!!

Brilliant and Ive never heard it before! FF 4.4 V8 Soooo looking forward to this bad boy
Ex 2006 RRS SC - garbage
Ex 2016 135i M Sport - dream car
Ex 2003 RS6 Avant - piece of cr*p
Ex 2014 320d X Drive, M Sport Touring - ok I guess
Ex 2007 RRS TDV8 - bloody loved it
EX 2007 FL2 XS - not so bad

 RRS TDV8 HSE 2007- JAVA Black/Black interior,
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