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4wheeldriver



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Hows the sense of humour in England???

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs.

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine
early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her
domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their
lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw
that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White
began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had
somehow survived.

'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me?
Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer. Losing
hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is
anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she
heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,
singing;

ENGLAND FOR THE WORLD CUP

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed,
'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive.............. Whistle Current, M135i in Estoril Blue with more extras than the cast of Ben Hur.

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I must have a sense of humour tumor............cus thats not very funny Shocked MY10 3.0 HSE Santorini Black, Ivory Premium & extended leather, privacy, paddles, diamond turned alloys, Ipod lead that charges, tasmods, rrsport.co.uk stickers

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but it has its origin in reality, we will never win the world cup, because as much as i want it we are crap Sad purple people eater

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The basic flaw is that we can not keep possession, and can not pass to a player in the same coloured shirt! Other than that, because we can not defend, or cope with a counter attack, unless we score 3 goals everymatch, we will lose, can Rooney defend every counter, and score 3 goals, and not get injured and not get sent off? Home early i think, and I am a passionate supporter x purple people eater

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England has a team of all-rounders! They can't defend, they can't score and they can't tackle. The only blessing is they're not Scotland! Wink 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Very Annoyed wrote:
England has a team of all-rounders! They can't defend, they can't score and they can't tackle. The only blessing is they're not Scotland! Wink


Mind you VA, that works both ways....... Whistle Current, M135i in Estoril Blue with more extras than the cast of Ben Hur.

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ABE

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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Current, M135i in Estoril Blue with more extras than the cast of Ben Hur.

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Steuart64 wrote:
ABE

End of thread?



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just go back a couple of week when the played japan,the japanesse scored every goal for them,so i think that says it all Thumbs Up

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