You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock? How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world, she has a body to die for, and she's gonna be richer than Oprah.



She is now "America's Sweetheart" and she just won an Oscar while you were shacking up with that tattooed freak, who's only claim to fame is she's a former stripper.



You really are a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole on the planet! And while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able to take half of your wife's wealth, in doing so you would only be hated even more...especially after Sandra's speech during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you. How can you live with yourself after she even cared for your children?



I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are:



Thanks, Man!! You really took the heat off of of me. Lets do lunch sometime and compare notes.


Tiger Woods

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