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TB

Member Since: 19 Feb 2006
Location: Depends who wants to know . . .
Posts: 5927

2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 SE Arctic Frost

Don't worry about the Tasmods. They aren't LR production parts, so Little Bennie on the gate won't have a clue.

Don't try racing through the gate lads. We have these wonderful metal bollards that come up out of the road.

During the early build days of our beloved RR Sport some silly little Chav tried to pinch one by crashing it through the main gates. Security raised the bollards as he raced towards them and he woke up in Solihull General with a couple of policeman standing at the bottom of his bed. Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Some people accuse me of thinking the world revolves around me, but I'm not stupid . . . I know it revolves around the sun. Which shines out of my @rse!!!

Thu Apr 20 2006 11:55am

Very Annoyed
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Member Since: 23 Aug 2005
Location: bat-wielding monkey-spanking tough-love zero-tolerance Euro-sceptic moderator - So just watch it!
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Rough women around your neighbourhood! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

WINNER - 2009 ï¿½Idler Of The Yearï¿½ Award
Runner Up - 2009 ï¿½Just Doing What Itï¿½s Designed To Doï¿½ Award

DO NOT CLICK HERE!

Thu Apr 20 2006 12:01pm

TB

Member Since: 19 Feb 2006
Location: Depends who wants to know . . .
Posts: 5927

Kam's neighboor hood please.

I only visit . . . Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Some people accuse me of thinking the world revolves around me, but I'm not stupid . . . I know it revolves around the sun. Which shines out of my @rse!!!

Thu Apr 20 2006 12:04pm

Supertrotter

Member Since: 10 Mar 2006
Location: Brrrr.... guess where :o(
Posts: 9905

Aw..was looking forward to playing the Benny Hill theme tune whilst being chased round the security office, slapping VA's bald patch with a trail of bikini clad car wash girls in hot pursuit! Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
Joint runner up - 2009 Outstanding Contribution Award
WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World
Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident

06 RRS TDV6 HSE, Java/Ebony, PTI, Running Boards, Privacy, S/C Grille/Vents, Stormers, Tasmods - GONE - (

Thu Apr 20 2006 1:18pm

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Member Since: 23 Aug 2005
Location: bat-wielding monkey-spanking tough-love zero-tolerance Euro-sceptic moderator - So just watch it!
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I don't have a bald patch! Not much of one anyway! MDP got a whole head to slap. BTW is he still alive? 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

WINNER - 2009 ï¿½Idler Of The Yearï¿½ Award
Runner Up - 2009 ï¿½Just Doing What Itï¿½s Designed To Doï¿½ Award

DO NOT CLICK HERE!

Thu Apr 20 2006 1:20pm

Supertrotter

Member Since: 10 Mar 2006
Location: Brrrr.... guess where :o(
Posts: 9905

Conspicuous by his absence!

Probably still at the petrol station, car weighed down by his Tiger tokens! Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
Joint runner up - 2009 Outstanding Contribution Award
WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World
Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident

06 RRS TDV6 HSE, Java/Ebony, PTI, Running Boards, Privacy, S/C Grille/Vents, Stormers, Tasmods - GONE - (

Thu Apr 20 2006 1:22pm

TB

Member Since: 19 Feb 2006
Location: Depends who wants to know . . .
Posts: 5927

Who, Benny Hill Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
__________________

Some people accuse me of thinking the world revolves around me, but I'm not stupid . . . I know it revolves around the sun. Which shines out of my @rse!!!

Thu Apr 20 2006 1:23pm

Supertrotter

Member Since: 10 Mar 2006
Location: Brrrr.... guess where :o(
Posts: 9905

Geez, you look A LOT older than you must actually be..

Are you at school with Jay? Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
Joint runner up - 2009 Outstanding Contribution Award
WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World
Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident

06 RRS TDV6 HSE, Java/Ebony, PTI, Running Boards, Privacy, S/C Grille/Vents, Stormers, Tasmods - GONE - (

Thu Apr 20 2006 1:26pm

TB

Member Since: 19 Feb 2006
Location: Depends who wants to know . . .
Posts: 5927

I think he is in the year above me. Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
__________________

Some people accuse me of thinking the world revolves around me, but I'm not stupid . . . I know it revolves around the sun. Which shines out of my @rse!!!

Thu Apr 20 2006 1:30pm

Very Annoyed
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Member Since: 23 Aug 2005
Location: bat-wielding monkey-spanking tough-love zero-tolerance Euro-sceptic moderator - So just watch it!
Posts: 19459

Supertrotter wrote:
Geez, you look A LOT older than you must actually be..

Are you at school with Jay?

That doesn't make sense! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

WINNER - 2009 ï¿½Idler Of The Yearï¿½ Award
Runner Up - 2009 ï¿½Just Doing What Itï¿½s Designed To Doï¿½ Award

DO NOT CLICK HERE!

Thu Apr 20 2006 1:32pm

Supertrotter

Member Since: 10 Mar 2006
Location: Brrrr.... guess where :o(
Posts: 9905

Very Annoyed wrote:
Supertrotter wrote:
Geez, you look A LOT older than you must actually be..

Are you at school with Jay?

That doesn't make sense!

Yes it does!

TB must be as young as Jay for not knowing who Benny Hill is, but actually LOOKS a lot older.

Hence the "Are you at school with Jay"

Both kids? Yeah? But TB looks old(er)... Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award

Joint runner up - 2009 Outstanding Contribution Award

WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World

Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award

Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident

06 RRS TDV6 HSE, Java/Ebony, PTI, Running Boards, Privacy, S/C Grille/Vents, Stormers, Tasmods - GONE -

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Thu Apr 20 2006 1:35pm

Very Annoyed
Site Moderator

Member Since: 23 Aug 2005
Location: bat-wielding monkey-spanking tough-love zero-tolerance Euro-sceptic moderator - So just watch it!
Posts: 19459

Oh yeh - It makes sense! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

WINNER - 2009 ï¿½Idler Of The Yearï¿½ Award
Runner Up - 2009 ï¿½Just Doing What Itï¿½s Designed To Doï¿½ Award

DO NOT CLICK HERE!

Thu Apr 20 2006 1:36pm

Supertrotter

Member Since: 10 Mar 2006
Location: Brrrr.... guess where :o(
Posts: 9905

Had me worried for a sec Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
Joint runner up - 2009 Outstanding Contribution Award
WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World
Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident

06 RRS TDV6 HSE, Java/Ebony, PTI, Running Boards, Privacy, S/C Grille/Vents, Stormers, Tasmods - GONE - (

Thu Apr 20 2006 1:39pm

TB

Member Since: 19 Feb 2006
Location: Depends who wants to know . . .
Posts: 5927

Super T, I think you have got your wires crossed.

You said earlier:

Quote:
Aw..was looking forward to playing the Benny Hill theme tune whilst being chased round the security office, slapping VA's bald patch with a trail of bikini clad car wash girls in hot pursuit!

VA asked:

Quote:
I don't have a bald patch! Not much of one anyway! MDP got a whole head to slap. BTW is he still alive?

I then asked:

Quote:
Who, Benny Hill

Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
__________________

Some people accuse me of thinking the world revolves around me, but I'm not stupid . . . I know it revolves around the sun. Which shines out of my @rse!!!

Thu Apr 20 2006 1:41pm

Supertrotter

Member Since: 10 Mar 2006
Location: Brrrr.... guess where :o(
Posts: 9905

Ahhhh...sorry TB.

I must have had my crires wossed! Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
Joint runner up - 2009 Outstanding Contribution Award
WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World
Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident

06 RRS TDV6 HSE, Java/Ebony, PTI, Running Boards, Privacy, S/C Grille/Vents, Stormers, Tasmods - GONE - (

Thu Apr 20 2006 1:44pm

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