A magician worked on a cruise ship.

The audience was different each week so the magician
did the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw
the shows each week and began to understand how
the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle
of the show, "Look, Its not the same hat!" or,
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!"
or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything.
It was, after all, the Captain's' parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship
unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were
on board.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece
of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate
would have it ... with the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not
utter a word.

This went on for a day... and then 2 days. and
then 3 days.
Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold
back any longer and said...

"OK, I give up. Where's the f#ckin' ship? Range Rover Vogue ‘17 TDV6

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