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XXXAngelXXX



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Is this the shortest?

World's Shortest Fairy Tale...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up whenever he wanted.

The end

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Not quite true............................. the motorcycle bit needs to be changed to Land Rovers and the bit about money doesn't work when you are single either, you still find lots of nice things to buy and nobody is there to rein you in when it comes to spending, so you are no better off then the married guys financially! 2020 Pangea Green 1st Edition D240 New Defender 110 is here and loving it
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XXXAngelXXX



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Tim: honestly - you make me depressive..... Laughing 
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Cheer up Angel, the week can only get better! 2020 Pangea Green 1st Edition D240 New Defender 110 is here and loving it
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XXXAngelXXX



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Very Happy 
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But not the shortest fayritale, here's the shortest of them all:

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XXXAngelXXX



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"A wish is a wish, fairy, get down on your knees!" Twisted Evil


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XXXAngelXXX



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