A young blonde woman is sitting at home watching tv with her husband. The local weather forcast comes on and the weatherman says that heavy snow storms are expected over night. The weatherman asks for all car owners to park their vehicles on the LH side of the road so that the snow ploughs can get through easily.

The woman picks up her car keys and goes outside to move her car.

The next day the weatherman predicts heavy snow storms again and asks all car owners to park their vehicles on the RH side of the road so that the snow ploughs can get through easily.

Once again, the woman picks up her keys and goes outside to move her car.

The following night the couple are relaxing in front of the tv again. The weatherman comes on and forcasts a third night of snow storms and then the lights go out !!

"Oh God !!" Exclaims the blonde. "A power cut !! How will I know where to park my car." She cries.

Her husband puts a comforting arm around her shoulders an says "Honey, why don't you just leave it in the garage." Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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