I had exactly the same thing happen to me in my X5 i was in a car park and i stopped to let a group of guys cross the road and one of them spat on the car and called me a w****er! Had my 2 little cousins in the car so not much i could do! very annoying and left a nice dried spit mark on the bonnett. There is a lot of hate around these days. I think it must be jealousy mate dont worry about it, i pitty people like that, they wont get anywhere in life!




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Heres an example of what eventually happens to these cats (names changed to protect identity!). I'll keep it as short as poss!

My mate 'Steve', went to meet a mate in his country local pub. Whilst waiting at bar he noticed someone staring at him. Long story short this continued for next hour, Steves mate never showed, so he decided to leave as said geezer was making him uncomfortable. As hes crossing car park he hears footsteps behind and this bloke is there. Steve asks whats wrong and the bloke punches him to floor and kicks his head in! (charming). Steve staggered back into pub, went into lounge and asked landlady to call police. Landlady asks for description, and in meantime this divvo has sauntered back into bar and is sat finishing his drink! Steve says "THATS HIM!", and the landlady says "OH, 'DAVE', SORRY, HE'S DONE THAT BEFORE, APPARENTLY HES A BIT BACKWARD AND HAS GOT AN ISSUE WITH PEOPLE WITH A FEW QUID / NICE CARS" (!!!!!!!!!!!)

Steve called police etc etc. basically got nowhere (went to court and all that) and so left it. Months later Steve went back into his local and guess what? The nutter is IN THERE having a drink!!!!! Steve complains to landlady who apologises but explains he'll get nasty if kicked out.

Cut to 'Tom' - another local. Hes a bit posh, Land rover driving country gent type. And a good friend of Steve. He comes over to Steve and Steve explains what had happened with this bloke.

Nothing more is said, and they sit having a beer until Tom decides to go to loo. Whilst taking a pee, he hears someone else coming in behind and next thing feels a hard punch to his ear. Tom falls forward but then puts his hand up and says "alright, alright, leave it can't you see im taking a pee - give me a sec.."

The bloke apparently starts dancing up and down Ali style waiting to finish job off. Ok, so you all know whats coming. Tom kicks the little wan rs HEAD IN. Turns out he was in SAS (I know that sounds poxy, but apparently its true and hey, someone has to really be 'Ex sas'), and anyway my mate Steve saw it all and the bloke being dragged out covered in blood and crying. Tom told him quite politely never to show his face in the pub again and kicked him up the arse and down some steps into a heap!

EXCELLENT, No?

See, these nobs get it in the end.

Great story.

I was told a great true story about 3 years ago.

A small village over near Shrewsbury.

Local old boy rides his bike to the post office/general store every day for a little bit of shopping.
(more social than shopping really).


during school holidays a gang of local hoodies (little darlings) start playing him up and pushing him about
The old boy didnt visit the shop for a few days and when he did he was on foot with his hand bandaged.

The post office staff apologised for ignoring the fracas but they didnt want any trouble.

"did the lads hurt you very badly??? were you afraid to go out of the house?"

he hit the biggest lad as hard as he could and thought he'd broke his hand.
The lads said sorry when he went to hit one of the other lads.

I'd have paid money to see the look on the lads faces .

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Simpletons........that's what you get when the nanny state and good dooers get involved, a complete lack of respect. 15 years ago there was very little of this unless you were in the midst of a huge rough council estate......unfortunately it is now the norm.....a sad day for all.

I had an instance once (some 4 years ago now) when one of the "unwashed" decided to tackle me whilst filling up my X5.....made a beeline for me across the garage forecourt. Walked straight upto me and shouted "planet murderer" at the top of her voice....I naturally carried on with the fill up and asked her to simply step away as her lack of personal hygeine was making me queasy.

She walked off to the kiosk to pay whilst muttering. I followed suit and before you know it we are both back in our pride and joys, mine being the X5 and hers being a B reg Montego diesel.........to an hilarious audience, she started up her old banger, which was probably uninsured, untaxed and certainly unroadworthy and expelled about the same amount of Co2 and suffocating Carsenagenics into the atmosphere in one hit that I would in the X5 over a 12 month period.

Needless to say, I had to say something, so pulled out in front of her as to block her path and in the same loud shrieking noise as she had exclaimed to me (think Monty Python and the Knights that go nee) and called her a hypocrit and suggested she invest in (a) a new car and (b) a bar of soap

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At lest you lot don;t have to work in a council estate how to you think i feel talking and dealing with these people? over the past 21 year there are a few that i wish my brother and i could sort out but we can't be seen doing thing's like that and some of think their all that coz we don;t say anything to them!

So one day we'll be out of the game and will go back up to this estate and sort all these out

council estate scum

don't get me wrong i'm from a council estate but glad i saw the road out and didn't turn out like any of my mate some of them don't even have a passport how sad is that? then again they don't work and if they do they it up the wall at the weekend or snort it! so not like they will have any money to go away with anyway sad really i think? RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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I have nothing against normal behaved folk from any walk of life.....it is just unfortunate that the very small minority that clot our society have no respect for us, the police or any other authority, so they basically see themselves as untouchable. Sadly and in most cases the truth.

WE (the victims) are seen as the pests who create more work for the police who are lets face it, powerless to do anything about the scumbags.

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happened to me twice. but always when am in a good mood and smiling. the last time 3 blokes in a golf gti. ask me for a fag.
i told them it was my last one, which really was. one kick my x5. i think the punks thought i was some sort of rich fool sitting in my ride.
i jump out with my steering wheel lock that looks like a baseball bat with big black boots on. they all jump in there car and speed off swearing.
when ever you see these yabs. just act serious. no fear in ya eyes. ready for war. with that usually they off
but its still better to sit or stand and do nothing. may live to fight another day

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, and funnily enough low income reps in their debadged 318's,

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Seeing as you seem to straddle both cultures, what's a Chav? Is it the same as a Bogan? While I did originally come from the UK, I came to Oz 15 years ago and I don't get back to the UK very much. It seems that new words have been invented since I was last there like Blair, Brown and Chav. In my day it was Thatcher, Major and Yoof as Janet Street Porter used to say.

Times move on I guess...

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Zilcho

Seeing as you seem to straddle both cultures, what's a Chav? BKHK

first stay away from beaches night club in KL, to many ladyboys so people tell me

CHAV, COUNCIL HOUSE AND VIOLENT a good reference is here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav basically the form of the modern UK youth...

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when we meet people of this low ilk, perhaps we should show them what a large 4x4 can do, and just drive over them. admittedly, it waill take some time to remove remains from the wheel arches, but perhaps worth it.