At least he's honest

Please Forward this to 10,000 of your closest friends.

My name is Billy Evans, and I'm a nine-year-old boy. My mother is
typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is
so sad is because I'm so sick.
I was born without a body - all I have is a head. It doesn't hurt,
except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial body.
It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the
best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance.

I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy
doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said,
"Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and
chafes her real bad.

I hope you will help me.

You can help me if you forward this email to everyone you know. Forward
it to people you don't know, too. Dr.
Johnson said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates
will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding,
NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America and have
the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them
better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he
will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the
doctors. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take
more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true.

The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able
to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base. Please help me.

Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot
before I turn 10.

If you don't forward this email, that's okay by me but Mommy says you're
a mean and heartless XXXX who doesn't care about a poor little boy
with only a head. What kind of person are you that you can't take five
freakin' minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can
feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?

Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a
kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that
wouldn't chew on me and try to sharpen its claws and bury its turds in
the leaves of my burlap body.
I wish that very much.

Thank You, Billy "Smiley" Evans

 Malaysia Boleh!
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"I wish I had a
kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that
wouldn't chew on me and try to sharpen its claws and bury its turds in
the leaves of my burlap body.
I wish that very much. "

this i like  Something else is always something better:

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At least it's not a Nigerian Finance Minister whose relatives were all wiped out in a plane crash and wants to deposit an unclaimed 15 million dollars into your bank account! 

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y'know i was reasding an article about such scams and they claim that at least 10 people a month will be sat in a London hotel reception waiting to pick up the cash... having handed over about 20k of their own

nutters Something else is always something better:

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shmoogle wrote:

At least it's not a Nigerian Finance Minister whose relatives were all wiped out in a plane crash and wants to deposit an unclaimed 15 million dollars into your bank account!

Yes, shmoogle. We get lots of them over here!!

The beauty of it all is that there's always some sucker who gets trapped! And mostly educated well to do businessmen!!

Greed, I would say!  Malaysia Boleh!
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shmoogle wrote:

At least it's not a Nigerian Finance Minister whose relatives were all wiped out in a plane crash and wants to deposit an unclaimed 15 million dollars into your bank account!

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Bobby wrote:

shmoogle wrote:

At least it's not a Nigerian Finance Minister whose relatives were all wiped out in a plane crash and wants to deposit an unclaimed 15 million dollars into your bank account!

Yes, shmoogle. We get lots of them over here!!

The beauty of it all is that there's always some sucker who gets trapped! And mostly educated well to do businessmen!!

Greed, I would say!

Me too, Bobby... I can't believe how stupid some people must be!  

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