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Jimmy_75000



Member Since: 06 Oct 2006
Location: London, UK
Posts: 1146

France 2010 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Stornoway Grey
Salesman

A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for
$200.00?" Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again - "Sir, since you
are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go
away!" The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls ou
t 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells
the irate guy - "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I
have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the
guys spits it out and says: "HEY," he snarled, "this brownie
tastes like crap!!!"




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"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?" Range Rover Vogue ‘17 TDV6

Gone: Range Rover Vogue '11 4.4TDV8, Range Rover Sport ‘59, Range Rover Sport ‘56

Post #143420 Tue Oct 30 2007 3:37pm
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shmoogle



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Laughing Laughing

That's like the "tie in the desert" one from a few days ago Thumbs Up 

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