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Beer turns you into a woman!

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones

(hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally

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So that is why Envoy suffers with all of the above Rolling Eyes

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Cliff H

Be careful........next time your enjoying yourself at his place he might rustle through your things and
crap in your handbag.

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ivery819 wrote:
Cliff H

Be careful........next time your enjoying yourself at his place he might rustle through your things and
crap in your handbag.


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No but he does go through my wallet and takes my cash for "services rendered" Rolling Eyes

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Well.....a bitch did that to me once .....but it was the pocket of my coat. Embarassed

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Yep Whistle

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ivery819 wrote:
Well.....a bitch did that to me once .....but it was the pocket of my coat. Embarassed


They are within their rights to do that if you don't put the money on the side like you're meant to Whistle 

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Beer gives you Moobs!
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shmoogle wrote:
ivery819 wrote:
Well.....a bitch did that to me once .....but it was the pocket of my coat. Embarassed


They are within their rights to do that if you don't put the money on the side like you're meant to Whistle


You appear worryingly familiar with the practice Shmoogle???? Shocked MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

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Uh.... a mate told me. Yeah, that's right.... Embarassed 

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Well, the ignorant barstool didn't tell me Shocked
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