Jimmy_75000
Member Since: 06 Oct 2006
Location: London, UK
Posts: 1146
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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk.I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclearpower?"
"OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
Then the girl says "Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?" Range Rover Vogue ‘17 TDV6
Gone: Range Rover Vogue '11 4.4TDV8, Range Rover Sport ‘59, Range Rover Sport ‘56
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