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Supertrotter

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Crap lyrics, crap album

Been listening to 'Made of Bricks' by Kate Nash (Bought on the basis of one decent song) lately and she really has written some toss lyrics (All taken from the inside of album cover):

Song: MOUTHWASH
Lyrics: This is my face, Covered in freckles with the occasional spot and some veins
Lyrics: And I use mouthash, sometimes I floss. I've got a family and I drink cups of tea

Song: D KHEAD (I kid you not!)
Lyrics: Why you being a d khead for? Stop being a d khead, Why you being a d khead for? You're just f ing up situations

Song: BIRDS
Lyrics: Right birds can fly so high and they can s t on your head, Yeah they can almost fly into your eye and make you feel so scared

And the classic..

Song: MARIELLA
Lyrics: She got some pritt stick and she glued her lips together
Lyrics: Unglue your lips from being together and wear some pink and pearls

SONG: S T SONG (Quite love, should have been S T ALBUM!)

And finally, the wonderful ( )

Song: SKELETON
Lyrics: Skeleton you are my friend, but you are made of bone and you have got no flesh and blood running, through to protect the bone

Seriously, this s t has just won a BRIT award for f ks sake!!!!!

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Sat Feb 23 2008 5:24pm

Zilch

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2010 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Fuji White

Can anyone top this ?

think its time for a poll for our all time worst tunes/lyrics/artists, more points for anyone who scores in all three categories Another Pommie Bar Steward down under

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Sun Feb 24 2008 6:06am

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2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

I was about to buy this the other day as well RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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Sun Feb 24 2008 6:12pm

CY

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'Foundations' is quite good, and I quite like 'Pumpkin Soup'. "CY from DISCO3"

Sun Feb 24 2008 6:58pm

shmoogle

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Just another female "cockney" singer.... you can only do that once and find it's novelty (Lily Allen, I mean).

I always thought the worst fitting lyric of all time was:

Quote:
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

...from Africa by Toto

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Mon Feb 25 2008 9:54am

Supertrotter

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Jay, don't buy it. It is complete b ks!

Agree with CY though, Foundations is good and the reason why I bought it! Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
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Mon Feb 25 2008 6:21pm

CY

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Supertrotter wrote:
Agree with CY though, Foundations is good and the reason why I bought it!

So did I

"CY from DISCO3"

Mon Feb 25 2008 8:57pm

TB

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Excuse my ignorance but who the b y hell is Kate Nash ? Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Tue Feb 26 2008 3:15pm

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Tue Feb 26 2008 3:17pm

shmoogle

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Are you drunk, VA?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Nash

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Tue Feb 26 2008 3:18pm

Supertrotter

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TB wrote:
Excuse my ignorance but who the b y hell is Kate Nash ?

I still find myself asking the question.

WHO THE F

K IS THIS USELESS B

CH? Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award

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Wed Feb 27 2008 5:44pm

CY

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Supertrotter wrote:
Foundations is good and the reason why I bought it!

"You said I must eat so many lemons, 'cos I am so bitter. I said I'd rather be with your friends mate, 'cos they are much fitter".

"CY from DISCO3"

Wed Feb 27 2008 8:59pm

shmoogle

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Class!

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Wed Feb 27 2008 10:14pm

Supertrotter

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The immortal classic from 'Merry Happy'

'Dancing at discos, eating cheese on toast'

WTF???? Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
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Fri Feb 29 2008 4:42pm

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