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Jimmy_75000



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What???

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: '7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch c*ck, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.'

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and
brings him to, shaking him.

The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says: 'What EXACTLY did you say to me ?'

The big guy says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I
weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch c*ck, my testicles weigh 3 pounds,
and my name is Turner Brown.'

The little guy says: 'Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
'Turnaround'!!! Range Rover Vogue ‘17 TDV6

Gone: Range Rover Vogue '11 4.4TDV8, Range Rover Sport ‘59, Range Rover Sport ‘56

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shmoogle



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Old old old!!! Wink Now go back and read the entire Jokes thread Laughing 

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Jimmy_75000



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shmoogle wrote:
Old old old!!! Wink Now go back and read the entire Jokes thread Laughing



Embarassed sorry.... Bow down Range Rover Vogue ‘17 TDV6

Gone: Range Rover Vogue '11 4.4TDV8, Range Rover Sport ‘59, Range Rover Sport ‘56

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