Well better luck next time  

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Boolia wrote:

Haven't you got any work to do??!!

Yeah probably



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JayMann wrote:

OK what's the right way then??

replace 'poob' with 't pub' and your nearly there

Kaine wrote:

JayMann wrote:

OK what's the right way then??

replace 'poob' with 't pub' and your nearly there

why is "t pub closer than the poob"

shmoogle wrote:

Sounds like the Bygg Market on a January night!

That'll be the BIGG Market then....

Any night of the year the Streets of Newcastle are swarming with yoofs. Trouble is that an increasingly high proportion are actually (whisper it) from South of the River. And I am not talking the River Tyne anymore. There are actually now people in Newcastle from South of the River Humber. Indeed a hell of a lot of these poor yooful souls are actually from South of the Watford Gap ! The reason is that Newcastle Uni is rapidy turning into a suburb of Hertfordshire and every hotel in Newcastle is full of stag parties or teams of roaming yoofs eager to experience a Newcastle Neet Oot. And the shame is, these people wear proper clothes. They haven't sussed that a Neet Oot in Newcastle means getting your Baps oot, showing your thighs and basically taking all your bodily assets and shoving them in everyone's face (and this is not just the lasses anymore ). No these softey southerners arrive wearing full length trousers and tops with sleeves on. Bloody ruined the place

If you really want to experience the North, you need linger not amongst the yoof, but drive for 5 minutes in virtually any direction and find almost empty roads, sweeping invitingly accross miles upon miles of glorious country side, edged with golden sandy beaches. No congestion, no competition, no lardy dah showing off or elbowing for space. But please don't tell anyone, we wouldn't want what has happened to Newcastle City Centre to spill out into the Northumbrian countryside  RRS TDv8 HSE Rimini
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and us southerners have Foot & Mouth! so there In fact were getting rid of all our cows in Surrey so we can have nice big houses. 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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This sound like it will fit in here

Scouse vasectomy

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford and anywhere in Wales . RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

 

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