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JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

A Duck

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any
f*cking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f*cking
beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a f*cking bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread? RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Wed Aug 15 2007 5:38pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

Mod's you can move this tomorrow if you like just wanted every one to see this as the jokes tread is i bit all over the place RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Wed Aug 15 2007 5:39pm

Kaine

Member Since: 26 May 2006
Location: Hills of Shropshire
Posts: 8902

Wed Aug 15 2007 5:45pm

TB

Member Since: 19 Feb 2006
Location: Depends who wants to know . . .
Posts: 5927

2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 SE Arctic Frost

Nice one Jay. Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Wed Aug 15 2007 5:46pm

cowey101

Member Since: 17 Jul 2007
Location: Gods country!
Posts: 403

2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Java Black

Got any bread? Java Black TDV6 HSE - Java Grandes Marques 1/18 - Ducati 749s

Wed Aug 15 2007 10:46pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

Yes i have what sort you after (some will get that LOL ) RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Wed Aug 15 2007 11:52pm

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