Still don't believe me about the power of a V8?

Then do this test.

Get a friend with a V8 (which must be over 4.0 litres or it doesn't classify as a "CG V 8") to drive with you to a deserted road. Get out of your sad, little car (you know, the one that you are desperately trying to find arguments for at this very minute) and stand at the side of the road.

Get him to park beside you with the window down and switch off any faggoty traction control that he might have. Now, and this bit is important too, he must look over at you as if you are a piece of dog poo on his shoe and mouth the word " " at you. He must then immediately nail the f*cker and keep it nailed. He mustn't back off until he is well past illegal speeds. If he backs off you can mouth " " back to him afterwards but that is the only circumstance that you can do it.

Now, my fine friend, how do you feel? I'll tell you how you feel. You feel more empty and less like a man than you ever have in your life. You are small and humiliated. The road is empty and quiet and all the failures of you life come flooding past your eyes. You've actually got this whole "living" thing wrong and nobody ever told you. But my humiliated friend there are solutions - it's not too late.

Sadly the humiliation is not over. Just to rub salt into your open, gaping wounds I want you to get back in your own car and nail it up the road after him. Not quite the same is it? Nope - thought not. But hold that feeling. That feeling of humiliation is what's going to drive you inexorably forward to a new and better life - a life with a CGV8 on your drive and cheeky scamp look on your face for ever more.


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a CGV8  some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
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current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

(just remembered I haven't got a V MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

I wonder if the one time a year that Jay drives his SL55 anywhere he does the same thing?  

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shmoogle wrote:

I wonder if the one time a year that Jay drives his SL55 anywhere he does the same thing?

Dont be silly.., he only drives it to the carwash and straight back!!!  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

...and watch his fuel gauge go from full to empty in 3 miles  

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