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JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
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Beer

This is serious stuff...Beer contains female hormones!

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results
of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that
by drinking enough beer, men turn to women. To test the theory, 100 men drank
8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100%
of the test subjects:

1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8 ) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! If you think
they can handle it. RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
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I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Sat Jun 02 2007 1:53pm

Supertrotter

Member Since: 10 Mar 2006
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Disturbing.....ly true! Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
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Sat Jun 02 2007 2:37pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

You know you'll be like that tonight after a few Super! RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Sat Jun 02 2007 2:41pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

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Sat Jun 02 2007 4:27pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

is that why i have big boobies some of my Previous cars
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Sat Jun 02 2007 6:20pm

Cliff H

Member Since: 03 Dec 2005
Location: uk
Posts: 3233

Sat Jun 02 2007 8:42pm

pussy

Member Since: 22 Feb 2007
Location: uk
Posts: 1749

that explains why envoy is fasinated with my undies

no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Sat Jun 02 2007 8:54pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Sat Jun 02 2007 9:11pm

Cliff H

Member Since: 03 Dec 2005
Location: uk
Posts: 3233

pussy wrote:

that explains why envoy is fasinated with my undies

He is not still wearing them to the pub is he P, must be very embarassing for you

Sat Jun 02 2007 9:13pm

pussy

Member Since: 22 Feb 2007
Location: uk
Posts: 1749

no darling, they just do not fit me when he takes them off, I used to have smalls now they are BIG'S no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Sat Jun 02 2007 9:34pm

Cliff H

Member Since: 03 Dec 2005
Location: uk
Posts: 3233

The black lacy thong looked fine the other day P, must be ones that E has missed then

Sat Jun 02 2007 9:51pm

pussy

Member Since: 22 Feb 2007
Location: uk
Posts: 1749

ohhhhhhhhh yes, one does not show all at once Rummaging is good Unwrap your favourite slowly and no disappointments no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Sat Jun 02 2007 9:57pm

Cliff H

Member Since: 03 Dec 2005
Location: uk
Posts: 3233

Sat Jun 02 2007 10:00pm

pussy

Member Since: 22 Feb 2007
Location: uk
Posts: 1749

Mr Herriot (PET NAME) are you coming to the meet next sat "P" no regrets!
ONE LIFE LIVE IT.

Sat Jun 02 2007 10:03pm

Cliff H

Member Since: 03 Dec 2005
Location: uk
Posts: 3233

Sorry P, E has already asked me but I can't make it
Would have been good to see more of you
Hope there will be a next time

Sat Jun 02 2007 10:36pm

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