Josh wrote:

I went to the University of Life

hi guys iam a self employed kitchen fitter mainly high end kitchens 20 to 50 grand usually in and around the north west been doing it for 20 years now still enjoy it every job is completly different and iam in a new place every week

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baxc wrote:

never no wozz could be mine

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baxc wrote:

hi guys iam a self employed kitchen fitter mainly high end kitchens 20 to 50 grand usually in and around the north west

Now i know your bull5h1tting Baxc, surely 20-50 grand is the house value up norffff not the kitchens

Sorry could not resist being a soft southern shandy drinking type  Another Pommie Bar Steward down under

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Zilch, you forget all the overpaid footballers who live up in the NW, they cannot justify buying a new RRS from Kahn or Revere every week so they get their WAG a new designer kitchen instead. 2020 Pangea Green 1st Edition D240 New Defender 110 is here and loving it
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Apparently Cheshire has the highest density of millionaires per square mile than any other county in the UK. Not sure if that includes London as well though.

I won't brag about how nice it is to live here though - we don't want anymore shandy pumps in the pubs thanks  WINNER - 2009 Best Newcomer Award
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Wozz wrote:

Apparently Cheshire has the highest density of millionaires per square mile than any other county in the UK.

Yes all footballers as Tim says, exiled from the South.. However there use to be a load of #ankers who lived in Surrey and the leafy area's of the chilterns, i bet not so many around now

Wozz wrote:

we don't want anymore shandy pumps in the pubs thanks

to true, no doubt it is most probably Cristal on pump surely to cater for all the poofballers  Another Pommie Bar Steward down under

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Apparently there is an awful lot of C-Suite execs living in Cheshire. The kitchen company I mention above did a kitchen for a client whilst I was there and the house was just stunning. The owner was a CE of a household name company - global. They are going to ask if I can do some pictures of their kitchen when it is finished for the new brochure.

Its true we have an awful lot of premiership footballers around here too but you can spot them a mile off. They are usually stood under a bridge near Wilmslow on the phone gazing unperturbed at their written off Ferrari.

Nah seriously - if you take a drive around Wilmslow/Hale/Bollington/Prestbury you can spot their houses a mile off. They're mostly new build, no character and have a distasteful statue in a fountain somewhere behind wrought iron gates. The real Cheshire money is in the large country mansions which are many. Those who don't need to shout out their wealth (remind you of someone) but are more refined in their demonstrations of wealth and most certainly don't go near Cristal if they fancy some bubbly.

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i was in harrods the other day, and they have a porsche kitchen in there for 160k! its cool, but very stale and stagnent!
just been viewing another property and it had a bespoke hand made kitchen which was unbelieveable! never seen such a stunning kitchen in my life! RR Sport supercharged 06
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Baxc you fit the kitchens in some of the houses I build probably.....90% of my new homes are in Cheshire and Greater Manchester, especially Al Edge......it's another world to what we know and think exists in London.....one of my clients, talking about cars, got into negative equity on a 599, had virtually no deposit,. huge monthly payment - ended up owing about £241K on the car - after a year it's worth about £150K.....ok he can afford it, but ouch!!!!

I conclude that designer kitchens are the latest step up from handbags and shoes... amazing!

kitchens and bathrooms are what make a house! they are like ART! RR Sport supercharged 06
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