Thanks guys for a very funny entertaining evening, if i don't get to the pub shortly then i wont get locked in  some of my Previous cars
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ENVOY wrote:

Thanks guys for a very funny entertaining evening, if i don't get to the pub shortly then i wont get locked in

yep cum back again envoy  

aljo wrote:

ENVOY wrote:

Thanks guys for a very funny entertaining evening, if i don't get to the pub shortly then i wont get locked in

yep cum back again envoy

Yep, you'd better go Envoy or there's a real danger of sobriety!!!!  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

PS - Greggs are from oop North, their factory and HQ is in Newcastle. Whilst writing I came accross a local song called The Lambton Worm, which should be sung in Geordie Dialect, try it, you wont like it.....

Chorus
Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs,
Aa'll tell ye aall an aaful story,
Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs,
An' Aal tell ye 'bout the worm.

One Sunday morn young Lambton
went a-fishin' in the Wear;
An' catched a fish upon his huek,
He thowt leuk't varry queer,
But whatt'n a kind a fish it was
Young Lambton couldn't tell.
He waddn't fash to carry it hyem,
So he hoyed it doon a well.

Chorus

Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs,
Aa'll tell ye aall an aaful story,
Whisht! lads, haad yor gobs,
An' Aal tell ye 'bout the worm.

Noo Lambton felt inclined to gan
An' fight in foreign wars.
He joined a troop o' Knights that cared
For neither wounds nor scars,
An' off he went to Palestine
Where queer things him befel,
An' varry seun he forgot aboot
The queer worm i' the well.

Chorus

But the worm got fat an' growed an' growed,
An' growed an aaful size;
He'd greet big teeth, a greet big gob,
An' greet big goggley eyes.
An' when at neets he craaled aboot
To pick up bits o'news,
If he felt dry upon the road,
He milked a dozen coos.

Chorus

This feorful worm wad often feed
On calves an' lambs an' sheep,
An' swally little bairns alive
When they laid doon to sleep.
An' when he'd eaten aal he cud
An' he had has he's fill,
He craaled away an' lapped his tail
Seven times roond Pensher Hill.

Chorus

The news of this most aaful worm
An' his queer gannins on
Seun crossed the seas, gat to the ears
Of brave an' bowld Sir John.
So hyem he cam an' catched the beast
An' cut 'im in three halves,
An' that seun stopped he's eatin' bairns,
An' sheep an' lambs and calves.

Chorus

So noo ye knaa hoo aall the folks
On byeth sides of the Wear
Lost lots o' sheep an' lots o' sleep
An' lived in mortal feor.
So let's hev one to brave Sir John
That kept the bairns frae harm
Saved coos an' calves by myekin' haalves
O' the famis Lambton Worm

Chorus

Noo lads, Aa'll haad me gob,
That's aall Aa knaa aboot the story
Of Sir John's clivvor job
Wi' the aaful Lambton Worm

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Your songs are man.., but fair play to ya for glorious Steak Bakes!!!  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

I tried reading this in Geordie dialect but it is hard going, especially with a few beers on board.

Well done for taking the time to post it but we may need an interpreter r some of my Previous cars
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ENVOY wrote:

I tried reading this in Geordie dialect but it is hard going, especially with a few beers on board.

Well done for taking the time to post it but we may need an interpreter r

As indeed we do in everyday life when encountering a Geordie. Reminds me of the bloke in Alan Partridge??  MY12 SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ebony/Piano/Sidesteps/Privacy/Overfinch Olympus/JLR DRLs

I suggest you all seek out your friendly local ex-pat Geordie (every street should have one) and ask them to read the song/poem to you. They will love it (especially after a couple of bottle of Dog - aka Newkey Brown).

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Brian Mason wrote:

ENVOY wrote:

I tried reading this in Geordie dialect but it is hard going, especially with a few beers on board.

Well done for taking the time to post it but we may need an interpreter r

As indeed we do in everyday life when encountering a Geordie. Reminds me of the bloke in Alan Partridge??

Wasn't he the guy who used to work in the petrol station....? 

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shmoogle wrote:

Brian Mason wrote:

ENVOY wrote:

I tried reading this in Geordie dialect but it is hard going, especially with a few beers on board.

Well done for taking the time to post it but we may need an interpreter r

As indeed we do in everyday life when encountering a Geordie. Reminds me of the bloke in Alan Partridge??

Wasn't he the guy who used to work in the petrol station....?

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shmoogle wrote:

Wasn't he the guy who used to work in the petrol station....?

Here he is... Michael:



 

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Havn't read the rest of the thread - but Greggs Steak Bake - just had one this morning with my initial cup of coffee ... time for a business nap now  
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Ive just had a couple of these stake bakes for my lunch MMMMMMMMMMMMM delicious

Im not quite sure how Brian managed to eat four(fat git)



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Well, it's no use... I'm going to have to try one (or five). Will have to wait until the weekend though. I can't be bothered to get off my fat arse and travel 3.5 miles from here to the nearest Greggs.  

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