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Cliff H

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Difficult to say

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk.
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk.
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

Wed Feb 28 2007 10:55pm

Brian Mason

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ENVOY

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Thu Mar 01 2007 9:15am

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Thu Mar 01 2007 9:26am

JayMann

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Thu Mar 01 2007 9:36am

MDP

Member Since: 14 Jun 2005
Location: Back in an AUDI
Posts: 8598

Re: Difficult to say

Cliff H wrote:
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk.
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk.
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk.
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

and

K) Yes dear ............I know i'm completely pi**ed & I promiss never to drink again !

" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

Thu Mar 01 2007 9:48am

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

Lets see how many we can add to this RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Thu Mar 01 2007 9:51am

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Thu Mar 01 2007 9:52am

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

THINGS THAT YOU DO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

A. I LOVE YOU some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Thu Mar 01 2007 9:55am

MDP

Member Since: 14 Jun 2005
Location: Back in an AUDI
Posts: 8598

ENVOY wrote:
THINGS THAT YOU DO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

A. I LOVE YOU

B. I'm NOT drunk !!!!!

" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

Thu Mar 01 2007 9:57am

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

C. Sod work tomorrow I'll be ok! RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Thu Mar 01 2007 9:58am

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

D. WHOS COMMING BACK TO MINE FOR SOME MORE some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Thu Mar 01 2007 9:59am

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

E. GO ON JUST A QUICKIE some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Thu Mar 01 2007 10:00am

MDP

Member Since: 14 Jun 2005
Location: Back in an AUDI
Posts: 8598

F. I fancy You .................
" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

Thu Mar 01 2007 10:01am

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