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JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Buckingham Blue

RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Sat Feb 17 2007 4:26pm

The doc

Member Since: 31 Oct 2006

Posts: 1173

ENVOY wrote:
Landlord wrote:
Hate to boast but on 2nd attemp had shower, went to bed and had sex - 10 out of 10.

She's obviously got taste !!!

Doubt it

More like she was so f g horny after the rest of us had fondled her, she would of f d the dog

I L M F A O

Sat Feb 17 2007 4:30pm

Landlord

Member Since: 26 Sep 2006
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 607

2010 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Alaska White

ENVOY wrote:
Landlord wrote:
Hate to boast but on 2nd attemp had shower, went to bed and had sex - 10 out of 10.

She's obviously got taste !!!

Doubt it

More like she was so f g horny after the rest of us had fondled her, she would of f d the dog

Yes let you miniuns do the work and I'll take the credit

MY10 TDV6 HSE, Alaska White, Ebony with Contrast, Park Heat, Paddle Shift, Privacy, Heated Steering Wheel, Extended & Premium Leather,

MY07 TDV6 HSE, Zermatt Silver, Gone

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1964 Austin Healey 3000

2007 LR Defender

2011 VW Tiguan R Line

Sat Feb 17 2007 4:31pm

Very Annoyed
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Member Since: 23 Aug 2005
Location: bat-wielding monkey-spanking tough-love zero-tolerance Euro-sceptic moderator - So just watch it!
Posts: 19459

Got naked with her skinny dipping in the pool, but then she wanted to go out to eat. Spent bloddy ages then got her home to tell me she was tired! 8/10! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

WINNER - 2009 ï¿½Idler Of The Yearï¿½ Award
Runner Up - 2009 ï¿½Just Doing What Itï¿½s Designed To Doï¿½ Award

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Sat Feb 17 2007 6:04pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

Very Annoyed wrote:
Got naked with her skinny dipping in the pool, but then she wanted to go out to eat. Spent bloddy ages then got her home to tell me she was tired! 8/10!

Was that Mrs VA or the game? And plz none go changing my words to Mrs VA is on the game

Sat Feb 17 2007 6:22pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 Autobiography Arctic Frost

Very Annoyed wrote:
Got naked with her skinny dipping in the pool, but then she wanted to go out to eat. Spent bloddy ages then got her home to tell me she was tired! 8/10!

Dont you find thats just typical of modern women, you dine them, entertain them, then get them back to there pad and they blow you out. Its legalised prostitution without the sex some of my Previous cars
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P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Sat Feb 17 2007 6:25pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Sumatra Black

ENVOY wrote:
Very Annoyed wrote:
Got naked with her skinny dipping in the pool, but then she wanted to go out to eat. Spent bloddy ages then got her home to tell me she was tired! 8/10!

Dont you find thats just typical of modern women, you dine them, entertain them, then get them back to there pad and they blow you out. Its legalised prostitution without the sex

C'mon Envoy, it's still worth £10 if they "BLOW YOU OUT"!!! At least, I think a tenner's the going rate for that.., better ask Jay?

Sat Feb 17 2007 8:03pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

Brian Mason wrote:
ENVOY wrote:
Very Annoyed wrote:
Got naked with her skinny dipping in the pool, but then she wanted to go out to eat. Spent bloddy ages then got her home to tell me she was tired! 8/10!

Dont you find thats just typical of modern women, you dine them, entertain them, then get them back to there pad and they blow you out. Its legalised prostitution without the sex

C'mon Envoy, it's still worth £10 if they "BLOW YOU OUT"!!! At least, I think a tenner's the going rate for that.., better ask Jay?

£10 for that, cant we tell your down south, up here a tenner gets you the works, and with a free voucher to the std clinic

So ive been told

, some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Sat Feb 17 2007 8:09pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

ENVOY wrote:
Brian Mason wrote:
ENVOY wrote:
Very Annoyed wrote:
Got naked with her skinny dipping in the pool, but then she wanted to go out to eat. Spent bloddy ages then got her home to tell me she was tired! 8/10!

Dont you find thats just typical of modern women, you dine them, entertain them, then get them back to there pad and they blow you out. Its legalised prostitution without the sex

C'mon Envoy, it's still worth £10 if they "BLOW YOU OUT"!!! At least, I think a tenner's the going rate for that.., better ask Jay?

£10 for that, cant we tell your down south, up here a tenner gets you the works, and with a free voucher to the std clinic So ive been told ,

More like you have a fast track pass

Oh and a tenner is right that's what i payed last week! We are talking about having the RRS washed right? RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Sat Feb 17 2007 9:45pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

No, a cut and blow dry, of course! What else could it possibly mean???

Sat Feb 17 2007 10:23pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

Su*k and f***?? RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Sat Feb 17 2007 10:24pm

Brian Mason

Member Since: 31 Aug 2006
Location: Lurking with intent!!!
Posts: 5326

JayMann wrote:
Su*k and f***??

Let's not beat about the bush now Jay!!!

Sat Feb 17 2007 10:30pm

JayMann

Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
Posts: 22898

You asked RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident

I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Sat Feb 17 2007 10:36pm

Supertrotter

Member Since: 10 Mar 2006
Location: Brrrr.... guess where :o(
Posts: 9905

OK, how infuriating is this?

Ended up at fairground on log flume, got her dress wet/see thru.....then she went home, kiss 7/10

Took out for meal, lingerie shopping, she lezzed it up with her mate, skinny dipped with both of them, friend leaves, she says "So we're both naked. What shall we do now?"

and the f g screen went blank.

Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award
Joint runner up - 2009 Outstanding Contribution Award
WINNER - 2008 ‘Best Thread’ Award – Beautiful Women Of The World
Runner Up - 2008 Comedian Of The Year Award
Runner Up - 2008’s Funniest Incident

06 RRS TDV6 HSE, Java/Ebony, PTI, Running Boards, Privacy, S/C Grille/Vents, Stormers, Tasmods - GONE - (

Sat Feb 17 2007 11:32pm

ENVOY

Member Since: 09 Nov 2006
Location: In the shit as usual
Posts: 5823

Thats called leaving it to your imagination some of my Previous cars
--------------------------------
P38 Range Rover Autobiography
RRS 2.7 HSE Silver
RRS TDV8 HSE silver
FFRR Vogue black
Disco3 HSE silver
RRS 2.7 HSE silver
RRS 3.0 HSE BALTI BLUE
______________________________
current vehicles
RRS 3.0 L494 Autobiography
Audi R8 V10 Spyder
AC Cobra
Landrover Defender 90
Landrover Defender 110
Suzuki Jimney

Sat Feb 17 2007 11:37pm

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