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TB

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Women Drivers !!!

Driving to work this morning northbound on the M42, I looked over to the outside lane and there was a woman in a brand new BMW 535d doing 90mph. She had her face up close to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!

It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS. This caused me to scream, which made me drop the cigar out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.

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Mon Feb 05 2007 7:19pm

Brian Mason

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Re: Women Drivers !!!

TB wrote:
Driving to work this morning northbound on the M42, I looked over to the outside lane and there was a woman in a brand new BMW 535d doing 90mph. She had her face up close to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!

It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS. This caused me to scream, which made me drop the cigar out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.

Fg Women Drivers!!!!!!!

Mon Feb 05 2007 7:24pm

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Mon Feb 05 2007 8:49pm

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It's so good, I've emailed it out to my personal circulation list.

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Re: Women Drivers !!!

TB wrote:
causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS.

Nearly believed you until this bit! ............

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Tue Feb 06 2007 7:23am

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Very good TB... and excellent use of my car!!

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Tue Feb 06 2007 8:29am

TB

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shmoogle wrote:

Very good TB... and excellent use of my car!!

Well Jay told me it was a tart's car.

Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Tue Feb 06 2007 6:00pm

JayMann

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Tue Feb 06 2007 7:34pm

TB

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Tue Feb 06 2007 7:40pm

shmoogle

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TB wrote:
shmoogle wrote:

Very good TB... and excellent use of my car!!

Well Jay told me it was a tart's car.

He said you can use to pick up tarts....

...from the shops

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