Range Rovers are the car of choice for thieves. But here is the ultimate deterrant RRS (MY13) Santorini Black SDV6 HSE luxuary
Gone: Evoque, Freelander 2, Mercedes 320 CLK, Porsche 911's

Am I missing something?

I think someone has pinched the Ultimate Anti Theft deterrent ...

He meant this in his gallery:

Click image to enlarge

Apart from green not being my colour, I don’t see an issue, from what I see there is still at least 3 days life in those. 2019 5.0 SC SVA (Current)
2012 5.0 SC AB. Sadly written off by a campervan
23 plate Focus ST (Current)
1942 VEP Ford GPW Jeep (Willys) (Current)
1943 Whites M16 Halftrack (Current)
16 plate Eurofighter Typhoon, 2 x Eurojet engines with 20,000lbs thrust each. 1380mph

Hi Brit Plumber

Apart from the fact that they are blue I’d say there’s no more than a day’s wear left in them before putting them to dish washing duty! RRS (MY13) Santorini Black SDV6 HSE luxuary
Gone: Evoque, Freelander 2, Mercedes 320 CLK, Porsche 911's

The owner bought these blue/green grundies to match their £6000 Spectral British Racing Green paintwork on their SVR and wore them on their first track day. Here they present the evidence. L405 P400e Autobiography (MY2020)... Silicon Silver / Espresso
RRS TDV6 HSE Lux (MY2011)... Nara Bronze / Arabica - now gone!

They're turquoise, quite obviously.

This tells us something about the age of the various commentators... 2012 SDV6 - it's missing a couple of cylinders
2008 TDV8 - it was a labour of love and is much missed

I’d say they use to be brown but something strange happened when the wife put them in the wash!

OK let’s hear from some wives! They have a wealth of experience in men’s soiled draws notwithstanding their colour. RRS (MY13) Santorini Black SDV6 HSE luxuary
Gone: Evoque, Freelander 2, Mercedes 320 CLK, Porsche 911's