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RRS Daz



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Steak and bj day 14th march

Happy steak and bj day!!

This is taken from the urban dictionary.

Steak and Blowjob Day
Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

Post #417697 Fri Mar 14 2014 1:13pm
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tanloverluke



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Location: Honiton
Posts: 917

United Kingdom 2007 Range Rover Sport TDV6 HSE Java Black

im surprised that the forum doesnt't replace the word blowjob with Censored, but then again you can't replace a bj with anything else imho Thumbs Up Recently bought a 2007 RRS HSE TDV6 for a Pimp-My-Ride-Project.
DONE: Meduza front bumper, AB rear bumper, AB tailpipes, calipers repainted, rear upper tailgate upgrade, side steps, AB front grille, AB side vents, rear LED lights, clear side repeaters, integrated daytime running lights, LED headlights.
TO DO: color code sills and pillars.

Post #417709 Fri Mar 14 2014 2:21pm
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Ady 555
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United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Santorini Black

My "headmistress" says, you can have ya steak, but the only BJ your getting today is icecream..... Big Cry

Post #417715 Fri Mar 14 2014 3:44pm
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RRSTDV8



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United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Orkney Grey

Steak AND blowjob? I'd be happy with either! Thumbs Up Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter 2012 SDV6 - it's missing a couple of cylinders
2008 TDV8 - it was a labour of love and is much missed

Post #417722 Fri Mar 14 2014 5:00pm
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Marsie



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Location: sheffield
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United Kingdom 2008 Range Rover Sport TDV8 HST Stornoway Grey

me too, more like "Pot Noodle and accidental Boob grab day" at my house Big Cry Current fleet
2011 Discovery 3.0 sdv6 XS
2008 Range rover sport HST tdv8*gone*
2000 Porsche 911 Carrera 2 convertible
1996 TVR Chimaera*gone*
2004 Vauxhall combo van*dead* Sad
2003 ford ranger double cab

Post #417736 Fri Mar 14 2014 6:30pm
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drdelrrs



Member Since: 02 Nov 2010
Location: UK
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United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Lux Orkney Grey

I won an RRS so a 'bj' will wreck my turbo and that'll probably mean I stuffed the ecu but if I'm lucky I'll get to 'limp' home Thumbs Up

Post #417738 Fri Mar 14 2014 6:59pm
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B3EEE



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Wales 2005 Range Rover Sport Supercharged Vesuvius Orange

Honestly ? I'd prefer the steak - come on, own up, you lot would too !! Lol  RR Sport Supercharged Vesuvius Orange 4.2 V8 First edition

Prefer RR Vouge S/C but they don't do Orange !

Post #417760 Fri Mar 14 2014 8:23pm
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npinks
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There's a man in the UK who will be just having steak too from now on

Unless they have steak and play with my Censored bag day

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-26565833


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Post #417761 Fri Mar 14 2014 8:24pm
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Siberianfox



Member Since: 12 Mar 2011
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England 2011 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Siberian Silver

Erm..... I'm having steak for dinner but meal for one

No wonder the guy I'm m and s sniggered when I asked him where the pepper steaks where Smile

Post #417762 Fri Mar 14 2014 8:25pm
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npinks
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I've had pizza, the wife's gone out for steak Neutral

Post #417763 Fri Mar 14 2014 8:28pm
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RRS Daz



Member Since: 22 Jan 2012
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Yeah some travellers caught the guy shagging one of the lasses so cut his penis off!!

Post #417764 Fri Mar 14 2014 8:34pm
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RRSTDV8



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United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Orkney Grey

They should have theirs cut off too. And their thieving hands... 2012 SDV6 - it's missing a couple of cylinders
2008 TDV8 - it was a labour of love and is much missed

Post #417768 Fri Mar 14 2014 8:46pm
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Siberianfox



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England 2011 Range Rover Sport 3.0 TDV6 HSE Siberian Silver

No wonder us women are confused
One minute BJ next were talking about cutting off your tackle !

Foxy ..... Smile

Post #417792 Fri Mar 14 2014 11:06pm
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Beancounter_74



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No steak at home, but did get an offer of some elsewhere.... Cool

#stillgotit Rolling with laughter ON THE WAY: BMW F21 M140i
MERCEDES GL350 - Metallic Navy Blue w/Grey interior

GOING: BMW F31 335D MSport+ xDrive Touring
GONE: Land Rover Discovery 4 HSE - Stornaway Grey w/Black Interior (wish we'd kept it Banging Head )
GONE: BMW F10 520D MSport - Carbon Black
GONE:MY12 RRS SDV6 HSE Sumatra/Ivory/Grand Black Privacy glass

Post #417794 Fri Mar 14 2014 11:25pm
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RRSTDV8



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United Kingdom 2012 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Orkney Grey

Foxy, we're talking about someone else's being cut off. No man would talk about his in such a way! Thumbs Up

How was the steak? Wink 2012 SDV6 - it's missing a couple of cylinders
2008 TDV8 - it was a labour of love and is much missed

Post #417796 Sat Mar 15 2014 12:42am
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