Borrowed from another forum:

A friend posted this on Facebook today.

Life just gets better as you get older...
I was in a Starbucks Coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling,
and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.
The place was packed, but the music was really loud. So to get relief and
reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my I-pod.

This is what happens when old people start using new technology.

 Wanted a Series 2 LR since childhood but previously owned MY16 Disco Sport HSE TD4 Auto, MY13 RR Sport Black Edition TDV6 Auto, MY10 RR Sport HSE TDV6 Auto, 2007 Freelander 1 Freestyle TD4 Soft Top, 2009 Freelander 2 GS TD4 Auto, 2007 Freelander 2 GS TD4, 2004 Disco 2 Metropolis Auto, 2002 Disco 2 GS, 2000 Freelander 1 SE TD4 SW

Still hoping for a S2 one day!

 2008 MY Java Black TDV8 HSE