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JayMann



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Virus Alert - please read

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put on your jacket and purchase the antidote known, as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).
The most effective and quickest acting WORK neutralizer is termed SHIRAZ
(Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones. This is costly and can
have side
effects if not managed professionally - WORK may enter subsequent
dialogues -
and should be used with care A more general purpose product is the
generic
Cheapest-Available-System-Killer or CASK. Repeated doses of CASK may be
needed before WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is
DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).
Update 13-04-06: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but
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Sounds like the mission statement of this site! Very Happy 

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JayMann



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May be we need a sticky on this then for all the new member Laughing RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident


I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

Post #47733 Fri Aug 04 2006 11:12am
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shmoogle



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Yep, just so they don't get any silly ideas about how important w**k is Wink 

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JayMann



Member Since: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Stop acting like snob when you just won the Lotto!
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Yep thats it Very Happy RRS TDV6 Gone but still around
SL55 AMG
760Li Alpina
BMW 535D M Sport
BMW X6 XDrive35D
BMW 320D Coupe M Sport
And A Van For Rex!

WINNER - 2008's Idler Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Comedian Of The Year
WINNER - 2008's Funniest Incident


I love boobies i love boobies i love boobies cuz i'm a big kid now! (Come on everybody sing with me you know the words!)

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