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kam100



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My Morning!!

Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad

Just had a nightmare morning, my RS4 was supposed to be to audi to fix the bluetooth problem with the info that fixed pauls rs4 up in manchester. I asked my mum to follow me into town, and MY GOD SHE DRIVES SOOO SLOWLY.. to give you some indication how slowly we were going, my MPG was showing as 26.5mpg!! and thats unheard of urban.. anyway, all the way in, last island, and she carries on straight instead of doubling back as i had told her before.. i saw her in my mirror, and so the chase began. .. for some reason she just kept on driving, and driving and we hit really heavy traffic.. and i must of been 1/4 mile back.. Long story, but she wouldn't answer her mobile as with all females the phones in her bag on silent (bloody useful!).. so 45 mins later she phones me and says where are you... i was like WAT!! im driving round looking for you.. where the hell are you.. she ended back up by the blues Mcdonalds parked in the car park.. can't believe it.. ended up going back, telling her the way to the office and did one.. i was soo angry.. had to contain myself and just leave. Deff'd the appointment, as i can't turn up at 11.30am for a morning appointment can i! will ring and reschedule later.. but my god... WOMEN...

Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil

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Never let a woman do a man's job!

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Quite right VA


Ooops got to go....... tea needs making at the office 
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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Oh dear Wink 

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Damn

Now a customer has walked in and wants serving Shocked 
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Tell him to F off! and don't come back! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Why do I let my staff have summer holidays Big Cry 
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A customer's walked in? Are you working in Jay's new shop? 

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Very Annoyed wrote:
Never let a woman do a man's job!

Have to go the ironing needs doing!


Tell me about it..
The stupid thing is.. if i moan to my dad about it.. he'll blame me and say well you should have got up early enough, so i could have followed you in, so its all your fault. He is right in a way but u know, could take the boys side once in a while, we do outnumber her now! Evil or Very Mad

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MDP wrote:
Why do I let my staff have summer holidays Big Cry


Make sure they don't get pregnant - now that is a real pain in the backside! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Very Annoyed wrote:
MDP wrote:
Why do I let my staff have summer holidays Big Cry


Make sure they don't get pregnant - now that is a real pain in the backside!



Wow that could make me a rich man Wink 
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MDP wrote:
Very Annoyed wrote:
MDP wrote:
Why do I let my staff have summer holidays Big Cry


Make sure they don't get pregnant - now that is a real pain in the backside!



Wow that could make me a rich man Wink


Or if VA every employed a female, would make her even richer!

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