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airwolf222helicopters



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paddy & murphy are in the pub when a woman comes in and starts choking on her food ....

As she starts to go blue in the face paddy rushes over and goes behind her whips up tghe skirt and pulls herknickers down & runs his tongue up and down between the cheeks of her ARSE!!

The horrified woman gasps and spits out her food across the room...

Murphy says " i've heard of the hind lick manouvre but dat's the first time i've seen it done!!!! Rolling with laughter
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