The young ones can’t have it all their own way. Here are some useful texting codes for us older citizens...


> ATD - At the Doctor's
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> BFF - Best Friends Funeral
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> BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
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> CBB - Covered by Bupa
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> DWI - Driving While Incontinent
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> FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
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> FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
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> FYI - Found Your Insulin
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> GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
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> GHA - Got Heartburn Again
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> HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
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> IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
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> LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
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> GTG...FFT - Got To Go...Farted, Followed Through!
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> ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
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> TTYL - Talk to You Louder
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> WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
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> WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
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> WTP - Where's the Prunes?
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> GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin in! In Spain - 2018 F Pace - Frightened away from the Sports due to crank failures
Gone - A couple of RRS, A couple of Disco's. However thinking of another Sport.

 MY10 3.0 HSE Santorini Black, Ivory Premium & extended leather, privacy, paddles, diamond turned alloys, Ipod lead that charges, tasmods, rrsport.co.uk stickers

Jeep 4.0 High Output XJ 94 6" teraflex lift, c/w rear coils, 9500lb winch, 35" TSL super swamper boggers, safari snorkel, custom made bumpers, tom woods custom double cardon driveshaft, twin electric fans. Don't follow it..............you wont make it. The first 4 x 4 by far.

Very good, hope you dont mind but i have borrowed the post for another forum