Just had my census form back!

In answer to question 6: 'Do you have any dependents ? '

I put,

Yes,Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, smack heads, unemployable b s.

The whole cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal, the Welsh and the Jocks free prescriptions and University fees

And half of Eastern Europe !

Apparently this wasn't the answer they were looking for !
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Good man excellent answer.

LOL

Ha ha ha ! I like it chris ! 

Brilliant

And the footer graphic !!!!!!

At least you know they've checked yours, Big family you've got

I sent an email to George Osbourne a few weeks ago reminding him of his statement in the last budget and his oh so generous offer after his massive 1p reduction in duty, which was ultimately just a numbers game for the petrol giants for a few days before they started the inevitable increases once again................

It read simply..............

Dear Mr Osbourne,

In light of your recent budget announcement to save us a whopping 1p per litre at the pumps and your determined attitude to finally help us "the persecuted motorists" by stating "I shall be watching the oil companies like hawks"

Dare I suggest............should have gone to Specsavers.

Those lovely yummy tax attracting petrol prices are once again rising, yet a PPB of oil has actually dipped! Amazing economics huh?

Sincerely

Funny enough, no response. W s.

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Will,
I've written to my MP The Chief Whip twice recently and had one useless reply and just an acknowledgment complete waste of time,won't be voting for him next time. MY2011 HSE Santorini/Ivory/Piano Black/Privacy Glass/TV .Sadly gone.
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They are all money grabbing, self centred and in it for nothing but themselves........i'm not surprised you did not get a reply Chris, not unless they "need" something, like the AV vote or the stupid F g census completed.

When it comes to real things like exorbitant taxes, such as on fuel, it falls on deaf ears or is simply ignored or buried under an enviro"mental" argument. P s me right off.

MP's may look stupid (a given), but in reality they are excellent money making machine, for themselves naturally, the formula is genius, we just soldier on paying more and more and more taxes...........a sad fact of this country today, unfortunately.

As you stated on your census form, get rid of the unwanted scum, immigrants / benefit leeches etc and we would be back on our feet within months, not years. Maybe then we could also have fair taxes on what is a no-alternative method of transport for many, our humble cars.  L322 Big Daddy SUPERCHARGED 5.0 Autobiography - Here & Now!

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Did you see the programme last night about lack of social housing in Sheffield and London,er no mention of actually going out and getting a job and actually paying for housing themselves  MY2011 HSE Santorini/Ivory/Piano Black/Privacy Glass/TV .Sadly gone.
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A culture promoted by Labour, "the benefit lifestyle", something that will take years to completely undo, if that is indeed possible.

Yes the coalition is unpopular, yes they are making tough decisions, but gladly they have committed themselves to ridding us of this behemoth and frankly unfair (to the tax payer) system. Not an easy task considering the numbers involved and type of people claiming the spondoolies.

Absolutely, benefits where they are due and for the real needy that have perhaps fallen onto bad times, but none where the recipient is plainly bone idle and they are only claiming because their inbreeds do so. At the end of the day, it should be at a minimum, time sensitive and ultimately based on how much you or your partner have paid into the system not based on some perceived comfort level of living as deduced by some poxy think tank.

The same goes for the NHS, there for the needy but not for the abuser/s. It infuriates me that all walks of immigrants that decide to set up home here, then go on to invite their numerous blood relatives / friends / backhander friends over here for completely free treatment.......all of this of course under the disguise of emergency work, when they have travelled 000's of miles to get here only because there home state don't offer said free treatment.

It's incredible it is even allowed to go on, but naturally being such a "tolerant" society it does, tolerant being the word used by politicians when they have no F g idea as to the numbers / costs themselves....basically means we are all seen by them as utter morons, we being the taxpayers!

As with most political / must be used buzz words these days, "disability", "racism", "tolerance", 95% of the time they are used completely out of context.

Whaffle over.  L322 Big Daddy SUPERCHARGED 5.0 Autobiography - Here & Now!

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All this government has done is set us on a path to be screwed and make them and others better off, medium and long term.

I'm not suggesting everything labour did was great...nor that there isnt massive excessive spends on benefits etc.

But we are all more screwed by this government...we just haven't seen it yet! Mike

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Sad but true

......unfortunately, no alternative. Back to the wallies that created it or stick with the ones getting us out of it via some pain! Choices choices  L322 Big Daddy SUPERCHARGED 5.0 Autobiography - Here & Now!

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labour and that Scottish have damaged this country so much I really am unsure whether or not it can be put right.

We need another Thatcher to fix things ...

the labour party is better without brown as chancellor...lets face it every year they were in he had good chance to screw us Mike

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