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Jonny Fresh



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Women and cars.....

Told my girlfriend last night I was getting my brakes painted red.......

there's no point she said, the paint will just rub off when you put your foot on it.....
Thud
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She actually knew what brakes were! She's a bright one. Thumbs Up 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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chris mc



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Re: Women and cars.....

Jonny Fresh wrote:
Told my girlfriend last night I was getting my brakes painted red.......

there's no point she said, the paint will just rub off when you put your foot on it.....
Thud


Brilliant, a family member of mine once asked me if it was OK to drive her car with a flat tyre as it was "ONLY FLAT ON THE BOTTOM!!"

Rolling with laughter
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Siberianfox



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Cough cough!!! Whistle Smile
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Jonny Fresh



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Re: Women and cars.....

chris mc wrote:
Jonny Fresh wrote:
Told my girlfriend last night I was getting my brakes painted red.......

there's no point she said, the paint will just rub off when you put your foot on it.....
Thud


Brilliant, a family member of mine once asked me if it was OK to drive her car with a flat tyre as it was "ONLY FLAT ON THE BOTTOM!!"

Rolling with laughter

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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AZIZBBU



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Yes cough cough.
Most of us blokes wouldn't know how to turn the washing machine on. TDV8 HST STORNOWAY ON A 58
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Post #296608 Tue Apr 19 2011 10:24am
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Siberianfox



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AZIZBBU wrote:
Yes cough cough.
Most of us blokes wouldn't know how to turn the washing machine on.


To be honest neither do I .....isnt that what housekeepers are for? Smile
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AZIZBBU



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So thats what my wifes title is Whistle TDV8 HST STORNOWAY ON A 58
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Siberianfox



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AZIZBBU wrote:
So thats what my wifes title is Whistle



Me thinks you should be keeping that title under wraps !! Smile
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Will do.
Just as well she doesn't read the forum, she just thinks i am sad for even joining it. TDV8 HST STORNOWAY ON A 58
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Ah well... Each to their own I guess. Im really glad I joined, so many helpful and resourceful people to always help. Its nice.
Smile Smile
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Siberianfox wrote:
Ah well... Each to their own I guess. Im really glad I joined, so many helpful and resourceful people to always help. Its nice.
Smile


Same feelings here.
Much beter than facespace and mybook TDV8 HST STORNOWAY ON A 58
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That is why women must get married in white, it has nothing to do with purity just that it is essential that they must match all the other domestic appliances in the kitchen Whistle
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My wife and I have a great relationship. If we disagree on anything we discuss the point and then after that we agree that she was right all along! Embarassed 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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I always knew that i would marry Miss Right, just didnt realise her first name was "always" Whistle
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