went to tescos today and ran the gaunlet of old ladies and mummys with trolley Rage!
I have a dog so needed some dog food and a quick trip to the Alchohol department to numb my senses for the fourth coming week!
So got some meaty bites and some Vodka :drink:
huge queues!
Its christmas!
Tescos will be sold out!
they send all the food to The starving!
there wont be any bread or Milk for a month!

Old lady behind me in the queue for the self service till (that a member of staff does for you!) :huh:
ah she says: Meaty bites, what kind of dog have you?
Me (ANGRY!): they are for my Diet!
What! she says!
Me: its a great diet! I lost 3 stone the last time i was on it. Just fill your pockets with meaty bites and snack whenever your hungry!
Although the last time I was on it I ended up in intensive care with tubes out of every orrifice!
Her: if it poisoned you why would you do it again!
Me: Poisoned! :nope:
I was sitting at the side of the road licking my balls and got hit by a car! Gone,,TDV8 arctic frost,black leather,colour coded handles,rear entertainment,sunroof.
1980 Rolls Royce,shadow 2 in white.
Gone 07/57 TDV8 santorino,black leather.chrome handle's/mirror's.
Gone 02/52 FFRR vogue.

 If it aint broke leave it!


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The old dear must have had a thrombie on the spot !  FF 4.4 V8 Soooo looking forward to this bad boy
Ex 2006 RRS SC - garbage
Ex 2016 135i M Sport - dream car
Ex 2003 RS6 Avant - piece of cr*p
Ex 2014 320d X Drive, M Sport Touring - ok I guess
Ex 2007 RRS TDV8 - bloody loved it
EX 2007 FL2 XS - not so bad