Guy walks into Boots and asks the young lady for a packet of condoms for the weekend
"certainly sir" she replies "we have Featherlite, Superthin, Ribbed, Coloured, Flavoured" and added, "if you want to spend a little more for something extra special, we have the Rob Green Condoms"
"Whats special about them" he asks
"They guarantee that you wont catch anything" purple people eater

There are no good days, just some days that are not as bad as others!


Gone RR 4.0 P38 Autobiography MY99 Red ( money pit)
Gone RRS MY06 2.7TDV6 HSE Rimini Red
Gone RRS MY10 3.0TDV6 HSE Bali Blue with lots of bits (never grew to love it)
Here Now - 3.6 TDV8 FFRR OVERFINCH Stornoway Grey - loving it x
My work car Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDci Zetec auto Estate in Silver

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 RRS TDV8 HSE 2007- JAVA Black/Black interior,
UK BMW M3 CSL SB- now sold
1968 Innocenti mini

 Gone,,TDV8 arctic frost,black leather,colour coded handles,rear entertainment,sunroof.
1980 Rolls Royce,shadow 2 in white.
Gone 07/57 TDV8 santorino,black leather.chrome handle's/mirror's.
Gone 02/52 FFRR vogue.

 Vadim A.

If i had a vuvuzela i would blow it right in your ear  MY10 3.0 HSE Santorini Black, Ivory Premium & extended leather, privacy, paddles, diamond turned alloys, Ipod lead that charges, tasmods, rrsport.co.uk stickers

Jeep 4.0 High Output XJ 94 6" teraflex lift, c/w rear coils, 9500lb winch, 35" TSL super swamper boggers, safari snorkel, custom made bumpers, tom woods custom double cardon driveshaft, twin electric fans. Don't follow it..............you wont make it. The first 4 x 4 by far.

 Cheers Paul

2006 TDV6 HSE - Cairns Blue
Tow Pack, Privacy Glass, PTI, DVD.

JC1 wrote:

If i had a vuvuzela i would blow it right in your ear