Paddy's wife has never had an orgasm, so the two of them decide to go to the doctor to find out why?

After a number of tests and questions the doc suggests that Paddy's wife may be overheating during sex.

Paddy refuses to waste money on a fan and decides to get his mate MICK round to waft a towel on them during sex.

After 20 minutes of wafting, still no orgasm and so his friend suggests a swap ...

"I'll shag her and you waft the towel"

Paddy agrees and within minutes Paddy's wife is screaming with pleasure and has an amazing orgasm for the first time ever,

Paddy turns to his friend slowly and says...




















"now that my old mate is how you waft a f g towel!" Gone,,TDV8 arctic frost,black leather,colour coded handles,rear entertainment,sunroof.
1980 Rolls Royce,shadow 2 in white.
Gone 07/57 TDV8 santorino,black leather.chrome handle's/mirror's.
Gone 02/52 FFRR vogue.

My mates having an affair with a pair of twins, i said "How do you tell them apart?"
He said ,"its easy,Julies got long blonde hair, and Dereks got a moustache!".... ..................

andy. Gone,,TDV8 arctic frost,black leather,colour coded handles,rear entertainment,sunroof.
1980 Rolls Royce,shadow 2 in white.
Gone 07/57 TDV8 santorino,black leather.chrome handle's/mirror's.
Gone 02/52 FFRR vogue.

@ both  2013 Discovery HSE Luxury - 3.0 SDV6 - Santorini Black
2013 Evoque 5 Door Pure Tech SD4 - Orkney Grey with Panoramic Roof (Mrs E's new baby)

GONE - RRS - 3.0 TDV6 HSE - Santorini (2010)
GONE - RRS - 2.7 TDV6 HSE - Java Black (2007)
GONE - Porsche Boxster S - 3.2 - Black