A man is walking by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the
lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and
tries to pull her inside to devour her right in front of the little
girl's screaming parents.

A man runs to the cage, hits the lion square across the nose with a
powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go
of the girl, and the man takes her to her terrified parents, who thank
him endlessly.

A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the man, says: 'Sir,
that was the most gallant and brave thing I have seen a man do in my
entire life.'

'Why, it was nothing,' said the man, 'really, the lion was behind bars,
and I knew God would protect me just as He did Daniel in the lions den
long, long ago. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I
felt was right.'

'I noticed a bible in your pocket.' said the journalist. 'Yes, I'm a
Christian and I was on my way to a bible study' the man replies.

'Well, I'll make sure this doesn't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you
know, and tomorrow this will appear on the front page of the newspaper.'
The journalist leaves. The following morning the man buys a paper to see
if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:





'Right Wing Christian Fundamentalist Assaults African Immigrant and Steals His Food'

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Sadly thats exactly how it works  purple people eater

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