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MDP

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Man Of The House

The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'. He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, ....

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"The f ng funeral director !!"
" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

Thu Jun 08 2006 8:22am

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I guess that's a true story from your own experience MDP! 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Thu Jun 08 2006 9:15am

JayMann

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Very Annoyed wrote:
I guess that's a true story from your own experience MDP!

Thu Jun 08 2006 9:17am

MDP

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"And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

Here you go..............

" WITH MORE EXTRAS THAN A HOLLYWOOD EPIC "

Thu Jun 08 2006 9:23am

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