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shmoogle

Member Since: 07 Sep 2005
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Did you not hear the news, Andy? Since Matthew Taylor's departure, LR are ceasing production of 4x4s and will be producing Prius's instead. And all to please Greenpeace. It's a wonder what you get if you ask nicely. Look at this:

"Dear Santa,

Would you mind awfully sending me some naked women please, preferably Swedish and/or Brazilian and a vat of baby oil. Thank you very much indeed. Most appreciated.

Yours faithfully,

Shmoogle"

I'm looking forward to Xmas in a whole new light!

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Tue May 02 2006 3:00pm

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Tue May 02 2006 3:02pm

DG

Member Since: 29 Apr 2006
Location: Treehugging in Surrey
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These people give real treehuggers a bad name

Tue May 02 2006 3:05pm

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Very funny dick - have I seen that somewhere before 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
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Tue May 02 2006 3:07pm

DG

Member Since: 29 Apr 2006
Location: Treehugging in Surrey
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Sorry VA, I forgot you were a cross-dresser ......

Tue May 02 2006 3:14pm

Supertrotter

Member Since: 10 Mar 2006
Location: Brrrr.... guess where :o(
Posts: 9905

"But environmentally friendly cars are crap.

The judges of the European Car of the Year disagree. They voted the Toyota Prius the European Car of the Year 2005 by a wide margin. The Toyota Prius has a hybrid engine and is the most fuel-efficient vehicle on the market. It does around 55 miles per gallon in the city."

Never a truer word said!

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Tue May 02 2006 3:28pm

TB

Member Since: 19 Feb 2006
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2006 Range Rover Sport TDV6 SE Arctic Frost

As per usual Green Peace are gunning for Land Rover as an easy target. But they really need to do a bit of homework before going into print.

Did you know that the "gas guzzling" Freelander TD4 kicks out the same amount of CO2 emissions as a BMW mini !! Arctic Frost TDV6 SE. Aspen Leather, Cherry Wood, Privacy Glass, PTI, Tow Pack, Mudflaps, Tasmods, a new Fuelflap, a RRSport.co.uk umbrella in the boot & a RRSport.co.uk sticker on the rear glass.
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Tue May 02 2006 7:25pm

XXXAngelXXX

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shmoogle wrote:

"Dear Santa,

Would you mind awfully sending me some naked women please, preferably Swedish and/or Brazilian and a vat of baby oil. Thank you very much indeed. Most appreciated.

Yours faithfully,

Shmoogle"

I'm looking forward to Xmas in a whole new light!

Please dear Santa,

send them to all of us.
L 405 2013 FFRR 5.0 SC

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Wed May 03 2006 6:34am

DominicD

Member Since: 24 Aug 2009
Location: Midlands
Posts: 23

has anyone here ever met a real live environmentalist?

Mon Aug 24 2009 4:04pm

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No - do they smell? (Apart from a few champagne environmentalists like Zac Goldsmith, Sting etc.etc.) 2005 Zambezi TDV6 - Gone but not forgotten
2009 Alaska TDV8 - Gone and much missed.

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Mon Aug 24 2009 4:09pm

DominicD

Member Since: 24 Aug 2009
Location: Midlands
Posts: 23

actually I can say with total honesty that I do know a very pro-environmental guy and sadly, yes, he is more than a bit smelly...it's great fun to torment him with my total disregard for carbon emissions though

Mon Aug 24 2009 4:11pm

Jonny Fresh

Member Since: 04 Feb 2008
Location: Manchester
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All I'll say is you wouldn't see Sexy Pauly in a Prius

Mon Aug 24 2009 4:13pm

DominicD

Member Since: 24 Aug 2009
Location: Midlands
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who is this Sexy Pauly?

Mon Aug 24 2009 4:16pm

Tim in Scotland

Member Since: 30 May 2005
Location: Driving along in my automobile
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2013 Range Rover Sport SDV6 HSE Stornoway Grey

DominicD wrote:
who is this Sexy Pauly?

2020 Pangea Green 1st Edition D240 New Defender 110 is here and loving it
2018 Melting Silver Mini Countryman PHEV - soon to be replaced
2015MY Corris Grey SDv6 HSE Dynamic, the best car I have ever owned, totally reliable only a cou0le of rattles in 3 years, now no longer in my care
Also in my garage is a 1996 TDi300 Defender 90 County HT made into a fake CSW

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Mon Aug 24 2009 4:28pm

DominicD

Member Since: 24 Aug 2009
Location: Midlands
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...and just how sexy is he?

Mon Aug 24 2009 4:29pm

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