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Jimmy_75000



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Two car salesmen...

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar one afternoon. One of
the car salesmen complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks.
If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my
f***ing ass!"

Too late, the man noticed a gorgeous blonde woman, sitting just
two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use
of bad language.

That's okay, I understand," the blonde replied. "I have a very
similar problem. If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going
to lose my f***ing car" Range Rover Vogue ‘17 TDV6

Gone: Range Rover Vogue '11 4.4TDV8, Range Rover Sport ‘59, Range Rover Sport ‘56

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