This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman In a brand new BMW X5!!
She was doing at least 80mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the meat pie out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call!

BL**DY women drivers!!

I had the same problem

Lol Nick........it could have been worse you could have dropped your ipad  MY10 3.0 HSE Santorini Black, Ivory Premium & extended leather, privacy, paddles, diamond turned alloys, Ipod lead that charges, tasmods, rrsport.co.uk stickers

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That coffee could have splashed all over the newspaper you had opened up over the dashboard. 2017 Range Rover Sport Autobiography