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its true that once the you start the pressure does go away

Even if the jokes ain't funny they laugh, as Bestman speakes are funny and that what you do

Now if you could have somebody video it and post the 'You Tube' link that would be great Laughing
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npinks wrote:
its true that once the you start the pressure does go away

Even if the jokes ain't funny they laugh, as Bestman speakes are funny and that what you do

Now if you could have somebody video it and post the 'You Tube' link that would be great Laughing


I'm sure you'd love that Laughing
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I have my groom's speech on video - but it's going nowhere near Youtube Laughing 

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A good mate of mine, when doing his grooms speech had massive cahoonas and did a gag similar to the keys one but with knickers with his wifes mobile no written in lipstick.

Handed out to a number of lads at the wedding.

then in his speech, he offered an 'Amnesty' to all those who his missus had tried to pull in the past and we all made our way, sheepishly to the top table to hand them back.

THANKFULLY, she was a good sport but the room errupted for at least 5 mins.

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at my engagment do, many years ago, we did the cattering myself to save cost etc

My mum offered to cook some chicken legs etc

When i had way too much to drink, my other half desided to thank everybody for coming and passed the DJ mic

I proceeded to "thank my mum for cooking the chickens" but is sounded due to my slurring and DJ sound system that "i thanked my mum for F Censored ing the chickens" Embarassed

Moral of the story DON'T have too much to drink
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np - I think thats what a call a Freudian slip Whistle
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Jonny, how did it go? Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award Sad
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Went well ST. Apart from throughout reading it my leg was shaking like a sh Censored ing dog! Im a confident person and regularly speak in front ofa crowd in business but there's something about a bst man speech! Missed out a big chunk but ad libbed a fair bit. Used NickM's line about Censored ing the queen! Thumbs Up Cheers Nick.

Thanks for all your input guys! Thumbs Up
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Glad it went well JF Thumbs Up

Like the 'leg shaking' comment Laughing

Jay, keep scouring Youtube and get it on here Laughing Thumbs Up Runner up - 2009 Best Avatar Award Sad
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Nice one Jonny, glad it went well Thumbs Up 

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